HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!

First of all, how did I NOT know about this gem? Just the screen shots had my manhood banging at the door to be let out and relieved. “Homo Punx” stars Brice Farmer, who is just plain gorgeous, as an innocent traveler visiting Berlin. He’s got a small problem though… Finding a place to stay is a little pricey and Brice is not about to shell out 50 Euro’s a night on a place to sleep. There is a cheap alternative, and it’s marvelous.

Funny thing, I feel like this apartment is so similar to some of my friend’s places throughout the years. Messy, worn down, but it’s a place to rest your head. Unfortunately the big difference is that my friend who had places like this didn’t just hang out naked strutting their stuff; Maybe I should get a group of guys and rent a house so we can all be slobs and fuck a lot.

It just so happens that one of these roommates is a photographer’s makeup assistant. In the studio Jake Corwin is having some trouble with model Jay Roberts, the guy just won’t show his dick. Good thing he has a liquid solution delivered by Jules. Jay gulps down what looks to be Kool-Aid and is soon enough ass up in the air dressed as a bunny with a carrot up his hole! As the shoot heats up hunky Milan Gamiani shows up to go down the rabbit hole if you will. The pair fuck right there on set with Jay taking Milan’s man carrot with gusto. It’s amazing what can happen when you lose your inhibitions.

Back home we get to see what the roomies are up to, and apparently they bake. Daniel and Dirk are busy in the kitchen molding dough into Jan’s butt hole, a top seller, while Jules convinces them to model the following day. Now for something a little different; baking in the living room (wink, wink) the boys break into a dress up dance party threesome. Totally weird hot. Oh and by the way, Brice has been watching the whole time and returns to room to blow his first load of the film.

The following day we’re back in the studio. More models have shown up to work with Jake. The sets in “Homo Punx” are pretty great actually, and the following scene featuring leather clad Carlo and Yosvany sucking each other off against a Tom Of Finland-esque setting. These muscle hunks are glorious and I was really pleased with Carlo who comes back for more in the following scene!

Paolo Lecker is showing in a stream of what I think is milk… Carlo returns, mouth watering and can’t help himself once he spots Paolo. Worshipping the muscle bound, soaking wet, stud Carlo unleashes Paolo’s impressive uncut cock! This is going to be a hot fuck. The pair retreat to a dressing room where Carlo gets his hole filled and stretched like a champ before blowing his load on himself followed by Paolo’s own eruption.

So where has Brice been this whole time, C’mon, I want to see that thick meat of his and low hanging balls. Dressed as the most adorable sailor you’ve ever seen, Brice steps into surreal underwater set reminiscent of James Bidgood’s photography of the 60’s and 70’s. Reluctant to expose himself, Jake soon urges the young man to release his gorgeous cock, but it’s Dirk Berger dressed in only angel wings that gets Brice to salute. It’s Dirk who needs a fluffing though, and shy Brice immediately takes on the challenge, and in no time the pair are fucking; Brice on top Dirk on bottom.

It was an image from the next scene that caught my eye in the first place when I discovered “Homo Punx”. Yosvany is back again too, this time getting fucked hard by masked men Florian and Jan. How do you manage to fuck with such oversized masks on anyway? I don’t know, but it’s magical…

This is one hell of scene. Brice and Doni, oh my god, tube socks and trainers are such a turn on, and on these two; I’m going to need a fresh cum rag. A fun fashion shoot on a great big bed in a pink room soon turns into a pillow fight resulting in an epic “cum and feathering”. I absolutely loved this scene, the only thing that got me was the feathers. Yes it looks sexy as hell, but if I were Doni I would’ve been worried about getting stuffed with down; and yes Brice is nice enough to remove one from his lubed up tool before slamming back into his partner.

After that incredible fuck in the snowy feathers we are treated to a sexy photo shoot with one of my favorite performers, Ludovic Canot. Jake snaps away as Ludovic strokes his thick cock, when the photographer moves in for a closer shot his model reaches out to get a feel. Soon enough greedy little cocksucker Ludovic is devouring Jakes sizable meat. Watching Ludvic’s puppy dog eyes as he swallows Jakes perfect shaft is beautiful, and just when you think things are about to get hotter Jake removes his solid organ from his models mouth apologizing for not being very professional. Damnit! I was just ready to start rubbing one out.

For the finale we have a pristine white tiled room containing carts of delicious looking cakes, and the guys are looking pretty delicious themselves! I’m really digging the above the elbow latex gloves by the way. I think you know what happens next. FOOD FIGHT! Thank goodness Ludovic is back! We’re also joined by Dirk again, Florian, and Jan. These sexy men in boots, gloves, and even a pig mask really get into it, hell I was even a little frightened one might take a spill. As this glorious destruction of confections is interrupted by Jake, who himself gets pied, and the action really begins. I was hoping this would happen as I watched Jake and Ludovics passion come to a boil and they make out like teenagers. The real treat in this scene is Ludovic bent over the desert cart getting plowed by everyone and getting covered in cum. My oh my I need shower just as bad as these guys by the end of this film…